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Are you a sweary woman, man, mom or dad with a love for perfectly placed "shit" or "fuck"?
💝 What Makes This Calendar the F*cking Best:
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🗓️ Two F*cking Funny Quotes Per Month: Get a daily dose of hilarious, relatable humor that says what we're all thinking. No boring, inspirational crap here.
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🎁 The Perfect Gag Gift: An epic White Elephant, Secret Santa, or "just because" gift for your sweary best friend, coworker, office, or family member. They'll thank you (with a laugh and maybe a "holy shit, this is awesome!").
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✨ Big, Bold, & Beautiful: Sized at a generous 11" x 16.5" (Vertical), it's large enough to make a statement. Hang it in your kitchen, office, or workshop for a daily chuckle.
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🖼️ Premium & Ready to Hang: Printed on thick, high-quality 250 gsm silk paper for a luxe feel. Comes with a convenient built-in hook. Set it and forget it (until you need a good laugh).
⭐ The Nitty-Gritty Deets (No Bullsh*t):
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Size: 11" x 16.5" (Vertical) / ** approx. 28 x 42 cm **
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Paper: Premium 250 gsm / 100 lb Semi-Gloss Silk Paper
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Contents: 7 double-sided sheets (Cover, 12 months, Back Page)
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Feature: Includes a easy-use hook for instant hanging
🤬 Perfect For:
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The Sweary Mom who runs the household (and everything else).
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The Dad with a sense of humor as sharp as his tools.
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The Office Bestie who makes the 9-to-5 grind tolerable.
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The Friend who tells it like it is, no filter needed.
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Anyone who believes that sometimes, only the F-word will do.
🔥 Get Yours Today & Make Next Year Your B*tch!
🎁Package includes
- 1 x 2026 Swear Calendar For Tired-Ass Women
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