☠️ Vintage 'Poison' Iron Sign – Where Humor Meets Attitude! 

Tired of Boring Wall Decor?

Make them laugh – or make them nervous – with this cheeky, conversation-starting sign that blends vintage charm with modern sass!

🌟 Key Benefits – More Than Just a Sign!

Instant Conversation Starter

Features a playfully threatening message that breaks the ice and gets guests talking – perfect for breaking awkward silences! 

Authentic Vintage Appeal

Crafted from real aged iron with intentional distressing and a rustic finish – looks like it stepped out of a 1950s diner or saloon! 

Indoor/Outdoor Durability

Built from weather-resistant iron that stands strong against sun, rain, or kitchen grease – perfect for garages, patios, or steamy kitchens! 

🏠 Who Is This For?

✔ Home Cooks with Attitude – Perfect for kitchens with personality!
✔ Bar & Café Owners – Amuse customers while setting a playful tone!
✔ Garage Tinkerers – Add humor to your man cave or workshop!
✔ Gift Givers – Ideal for friends who love sarcasm and vintage vibes!

🎨 More Than Decor – It’s a Mood!

This sign isn’t just metal – it’s personality on a wall that:

• Sparks laughter and conversations

• Adds rustic character to any room

• Makes even mundane spaces memorable

• Shows you don’t take life too seriously

📏Versatile Sizing

At 8x12 inches, it’s large enough to make a statement but compact enough to fit snugly on walls, doors, or behind counters! 

❓ Frequently Asked Questions

Is the text actually legible?

Absolutely! The bold, raised lettering stands out clearly against the distressed background – no squinting needed! 

Will it rust outdoors?

The iron is treated to resist corrosion, but may develop a natural patina over time – adding to its vintage character! 

Can it be used in a professional kitchen?

Yes! The easy-to-clean surface handles splashes and steam – though we don’t recommend testing the “poison” warning! 

Does it come ready to hang?

Yes! Pre-drilled holes and lightweight design make installation a one-minute task!